Local NYC rally-rats, and all-round two-wheeled ner’ do wells, the Usual Suspects SC are having their second annual rally this time next month at Cedar Ridge Campground in Montague NJ. The destination clocks in at about 2 1/2 hours of non-Interstate scooter riding from the Big Apple.

The rally, “Sloppy Seconds” (which says something about the company you’ll be keeping with this lot)  is taking place over the weekend of June 25th-27th and follows a successful event last Summer including all the usual rally favorites, food, beer, music, gymkhana, and ride-outs.

To learn more visit the Usual Suspects Website, or sign-up directly at their registration page.

Here’s the itinerary:

Friday:
Registration sometime ’bout 3pm ish, We should have some Burgers, Dogs, Beans & stuff fire’d up for ya’ll upon your arrival. Along with a big ole’ Sloppy Kiss. Don’t Forget to sign-in & get your Rally Bag, T-Shirt etc…
(& if ya need a Sloppy Second Kiss, don’t be bashful, go ahead & abuse us, see if we care)
Ohh… If You’s Arrive Earlier, no worries,
You can always take a dip in the Pool, take a little Paddle Boat Ride out in the lake, or hit up the Game Room & play some Billards, Pinball & Air Hockey … there’s lots to do.
Or you can take a Ride with Porn-Hair up to The Hawks Nest & on the way back stop at the Beverage Place to load up for the evenings Bondfire(s)(?) and other surprises.

Saturday:
7am thru 9am We’ll be serving up some COFFEE, tea, juice, eggs, pancakes & possibly some Sausage (If their’s any left from the night before-wink)

Then @ 10am thru 1-1:30pm will be “Mons Venus” Don’t be a Pussy Ride! Plenty of twisties, hills, rivers & c-nt-tree roads, a wood bridge, waterfalls, State forests & some great views in 3 States. New York, Pennsylvania & of course (Fist Pump’in) though New Jersey. We will have a support vehicle on stand by & Your Rally pack will include detailed maps & directions. (Just incase)

1pm ish to wheneva’ just keep eating & Swimming… Cause’ The BBQ will be Fired Up most of the day so you can eat at your leisure. They’ll be Burgers, Chickin’, corn on the cob, salads, watermelon & whatnot …. If anybodys up for losing some side panels
& engine parts, Porn-Hair can lead ya on a quick paced Off-Road jaunt up behind the Campground (Yes, it’s Legal, but ain’t recommended)
And you’ll also be able to Register at any given time… under the Pavilion, just look for the picnic table covered with Rally Bags.

3pm ‘ill be the Gymkhana, Slow Race (Bring your Rain Gear, don’t say you weren’t warned), Shananagins & other Jackass stuff. Like Raffles, fity/50′s, Prizes for all kind’ve things & more Jackass stuff.

Oh wait it ain’t over yet…
At 6pm Scooter time… TC will be leading (Yes) Another Ride to the ChatterBox for to Check-out some Classic Hot Rods & some Detroit Muscle. So we’ll be looking at them & they’ll be looking at us (well… not us,) but our Scooters.
Then it’s back to the Campground for the Traditional Burn’in of The Gymkhanna (I don’t know why we do it, we should save it for next year) it’s enough to make you cry. And if that don’t, The outdoor movie under the Pavilion will… especially if we play “16 Candles”…. & That’s why we Drink & drink & drink.

Sunday:
Ohhh 9 Hundred or something like that,
Eat some more of whatever we can find that ain’t been eat’in already. No Worries, we won’t let ya all leave on an empty stomach…
Wait for Luigi to show up &….
And then Clean Up your behind yourselfs & hit the road…. As always, Thank-you so much for coming. For Real, this Rally would Suck without you’s.

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